{"id":5124,"date":"2020-10-04T20:39:52","date_gmt":"2020-10-05T00:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5124"},"modified":"2020-10-29T09:30:46","modified_gmt":"2020-10-29T13:30:46","slug":"ancient-vampire-death-cults-and-other-annoyances","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/ancient-vampire-death-cults-and-other-annoyances\/","title":{"rendered":"Ancient Vampire Death Cults and Other Annoyances"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B08L2GNZNM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"685\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle-685x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5140\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle-685x1024.jpg 685w, https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle-268x400.jpg 268w, https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle-1027x1536.jpg 1027w, https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle-1370x2048.jpg 1370w, https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle-610x912.jpg 610w, https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle-201x300.jpg 201w, https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Ancient-Vampire-Death-Cults-and-Other-Annoyances-Kindle.jpg 1712w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 685px) 100vw, 685px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sarah Wright has a job to die for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She never asked for it, never even filled out an application. To be fair, she didn\u2019t ask to die either. Ever since she woke up as a vampire, she only wanted to unlive in as ordinary a way as possible. Alas, the realities of undeath and awakening to the greater existence of the supernatural made certain demands of the family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her friends have ordinary summer jobs. Sarah runs errands for the vampire boss of Seattle. It isn&#8217;t such a bad gig when she\u2019s not being shot at, chased, clawed up, thrown around, or scrambling to keep her family safe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A \u2018simple\u2019 job to determine the intentions of vampiric exiles new to the area predictably blows up in her face and leaves her playing chicken against an elder bent on destroying society.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At least if she messes up this time, the world won\u2019t be destroyed\u2026 probably.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Series:<\/strong>\u00a0Vampire Innocent (12)<br><strong>Genre:<\/strong>\u00a0Dark comedy, vampires, urban fantasy, paranormal<br><strong>Intended audience:<\/strong>\u00a013+<br><strong>Available from:<\/strong>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B08L2GNZNM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Amazon <\/a>\u2022 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/books\/signed-paperback-copies\/\">Signed Paperback<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/books-gallery\/\">Return to Books Main<\/a>&nbsp;\u2022&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/series-list\/\">Go to Series List<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah Wright has a job to die for. She never asked for it, never even filled out an application. To be fair, she didn\u2019t ask to die either. 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