{"id":4792,"date":"2020-04-19T23:58:25","date_gmt":"2020-04-20T03:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4792"},"modified":"2022-03-29T20:09:47","modified_gmt":"2022-03-30T00:09:47","slug":"a-vampires-guide-to-adulting","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.matthewcoxbooks.com\/wordpress\/a-vampires-guide-to-adulting\/","title":{"rendered":"A Vampire’s Guide to Adulting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Sarah Wright has experienced no shortage of stressful\nsituations since becoming a vampire, but she\u2019s about to face the most\nterrifying one yet\u2014being the adult in the room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nine months into undeath, Sarah\u2019s found her stride. She\u2019s\ncomfortable in her fangs, managing family and school, and relatively content.\nTreating her parents to a weeklong vacation in Iceland sounded like an awesome\nidea back in December, but the reality of being responsible for her siblings\nwhile they\u2019re away is terrifying. She\u2019d be less afraid of a twelve-foot-tall\ntroll.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wait\u2026 only a dream. Magic portals aren\u2019t real. Right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The first few days playing mom give her weak hope she might\nnot screw things up too bad. All seems manageable until the local vampires come\ncalling. Her probationary period is over. Time to become official. Arthur\nWolent couldn\u2019t have picked a worse time to send her on an errand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s only a simple delivery\u2014to Southern California\u2014while her siblings are home without parents. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Series:<\/strong> Vampire Innocent (10)
Genre:<\/strong> Dark comedy, vampires, urban fantasy, paranormal
Intended audience:<\/strong> 13+
Available from:<\/strong> Amazon<\/a> \u2022 Signed Paperback<\/a> \u2022 Audiobook<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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